About Us

Welcome to our company, where we are dedicated to providing top-quality products and exceptional customer service - or as we like to call it, "mission accomplished".

Founded in 2020, our company has been on a mission to revolutionize the industry with innovative and highly-effective products - much like how a well-placed artillery strike revolutionizes the battlefield. 

We are constantly striving to improve and expand our product line - much like how we strive to improve our PT scores. We believe in building long-term relationships - much like how we believe in building long-term fortifications - and creating a positive impact on the world - much like how we create a positive impact on the enemy's morale.

We hope you will give us the opportunity to serve you and become a part of our growing community - much like how we hope to grow our army. Thank you for choosing us!

That is all. Carry on (with a freshly-shaved face)."



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Heads Up!!!

We will be back to filling orders on January 1st. Please keep that in mind as we will begin fulfilling orders again on January 1st. We are extremely grateful and appreciative of all of your support and we just wanted to be sure you were fully aware prior to ordering!

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